Straight out of Kate Bryant's frontal lobe comes this awesome (and frequently updated) blog, Awful Library Books. This reminds me of the time my brother worked at the Windsor Park branch of the Queens Public Library in middle school and used to bring back books marked 'DISCARD' all the time. They were mostly 50s textbooks and shitty copies of "classics" but there'd sometimes be books I think they found inappropriate to carry anymore. I think this blog is mostly the latter category. WHO ARE THESE ANONYMOUS LIBRARIANS?
Ejemplos:
This book is probably quite different from my own effort, "A Woman's Toe" (Doubleday)
A Passion for Asses
Vans: A shoe for white folks
I can already imagine the nerdy kid finding this book in the library. 2 weeks later his mom is dragging him to church.
CORRECTSTAR
STEP ONE: BE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, IMPECCABLY WELL-DRESSED WHITE PEOPLE
Also the cover of my book 'Bashing a Dude's Head in with a Wrench'
FINALLY I CAN BURY MYSELF NEXT TO MY CAT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD
I can already imagine the nerdy kid finding this book in the library. 2 weeks later his mom is dragging him to church.CORRECTSTARSTEP ONE: BE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, IMPECCABLY WELL-DRESSED WHITE PEOPLEAlso the cover of my book 'Bashing a Dude's Head in with a Wrench'FINALLY I CAN BURY MYSELF NEXT TO MY CAT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD
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the last picture's caption should be BLOGGING.
rop, but fuck yeah. fuck yeah.
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