BOOBTUBE: I LOVE THIS MONEY

OKAY, WE ALL KNEW I COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM THE U2BE TOO LONG. SO HERE'S SUM VIDEOS OF PEOPLE WHO'VE GOT UNBRIDLED SCRILLOPHILIA:

STEVE BALLMER, CEO OF MICROSOFT, ON ENOUGH SPEED TO BLOW ANDREW WK'S NUTS OFF:


AND NOW A MEGA MERGER META-METAPHOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY YOUR NUTS OFF:


AAAND WHO LOVES MONEY THE MOST? WHY, IT'S A TIE! BETWEEN HOUSTON RAPPERS AND EVERYONE'S SECOND-FAVORITE PSYCHO IN A QUESTION MARK SUIT, MATTHEW LESKO!


BONUS: LESKO, SUBJECTED TO THE FRIGHTENING EFFECTS OF RITALIN (EMBEDDING DISABLED FOR SOME REASON).