A VISIT FROM AUNT BOOB: RE: DAVID LEE ROTH

Oh shit, that totally reminds me I have this folder on my desktop marked "VH" which is all shit stolen from this dude's flickr. He musta been the band photog for them throughout the whole of the 80s (you can do it, ben rowland photography ©), cause he has nothing but vintage shit of DLR, EVH, RVH, ETC, proving that they were in fact a kickass party band as well as some kind of dope musicians (you can do it, das ®acist):



Also I once read DLR's "auto"biography Crazy From The Heat which included such [paraphrased] lines as:
- "I didn't learn how to do dance moves. That stuff you see on stage is designed to kick a man off a horse"
- "You know how I know Elvis is dead? Cause if he weren't, Michael Jackson would be." [INSERT JOKE HERE]
- "You can lead a horse to water, and you can make it drink, but that's it man. All you have left is a story."

BPHE. best personal hero ever.