Wednesday, April 28, 2010

FROM THE ANNALS OF THE FLINTERNET...Jesus Fucking Christ!

Doesn't anyone else contribute to this blog any longer!?! Gordon Gartrelle was once a hotbed of racial and political discourse. In order to stir up controversy and thus reignite Gordon Gartelle's primal fire, I have decided to post a list of offensive words and terms. Please comment on them or personally attack me as you see fit...


Nigger Poontang
Chernozhopyi (antiquated, and Russian)
Chink
Chink Poontang, Nigger
Kyke
Wetback
"Nigger, the Kyke on the Wetback mission Chinked all over our Spic reserve!"
Women
"If a cocksucking faggot ever tried to queer up on my wife, I'd shove my double-gage shotgun down his cornhole-fellating queermo mouth!"
Did you hear the one about the Muslim woman who took off her veil? (please submit potential punch-lines to this set-up in the comments section)
Jigaboo
Spictacular
"You people"
Niggertron (in the future, duh!)

I am trying so hard to be offensive. Please hate me. But actually, please love me.

I Love You All (even the Niggertron prototypes that Halliburton is developing),
Andrew

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Monday, April 19, 2010

FROM THE ANNALS OF THE FLINTERNET...'Member Shannon Hoon?

He was groovy. Too bad he's dead.


Also, the terrible interviewer in this video looks like me.


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Sunday, April 18, 2010

A visit from Kate: personal digital anthropology

Been awful quiet on here.   Everybody busy livin life I guess.  Good job y'all.  On a personal note, here are some of the things I've googled in the past few months.  Stars indicate I remember when and/or why I undertook the search.  $ indicates a search that was in some way precipitated by a conversation with another GG blogger.  Hyperlinks to results that were most relevant to my intentions. 
This functions as a bizarre sort of diary, onto which I can map recent experience in a completely nonlinear way.  E.g. I'm fairly certain I was drunk when I googled "quotes about life" but improbably sober and focused when I decided to learn more about "words that start with H." You should try it!  Then erase it all!

aafia siddiqui
ahab with a whale (image search)
al franken map*
ayahuasca*
baby razor*
be there in a few knots (not actually a phrase)
best ab toning exercises
birdman* (also)$
brian eno tammy wynette*
can you train pigs like dogs*
cottage industry
death metal rooster*$
driving with dilated eyes*
eating whales
eureeka's castle
fastest magician in the world*$
free willy mj
flying squirrel suit
gore orphanage haunted legend*
gucci mane
gummy bears
halfcocked
history of jetpacks
hydration vessel
how to carmelize onions*
how to start a militia*
human ovulation*
i feel when you
ice cream paint job*
is there a real life mario big world*$ (I have googled some version of this on at least 4 separate occasions)
kim jong il chef memoir *$
killer whale attack human
letters to a young poet
mario lopez* (image search)
moneyshot
most amazing banana bread (really good)
"mr. pizza cake" $ (image search)
my clinique facewash smells terrible why*
naked chinese man attacks car*
ninjetti
no more monkey business
papi
places to smoke in newark airport* (remote googling for someone else)
puppy bowl lineup*$
put it on blast
proclivities
people got a lotta nerve
psychology of extreme sports
quotes about life
rap video
razor that won't hurt a baby*
ride my turtle
roberto kusterle*
runaway jury
shakin it for daddy michelle trachtenberg
showgirls 2
situation room
smurf x-ray*
stooges rider
talespin theme*
time traveling hipster*
terrifying frog*
toys for pot bellied pigs*
unblocking people on gchat*
verdi mart*$
(photographic proof)












was james mason a dbag*
wax rhapsodic
wayne's world dog costume
what is up with whales
words that start with h*
xanax $
young chuck norris
zepoli

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Friday, April 9, 2010

BOOBTUBE: LOVE IN THIS COVE

Author of the new book:
"Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover."



http://www.nbc-2.com/Global/story.asp?S=12272502

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

An Evening with Baron Vaughn and Hari Kondabolu

A stand-up comedy jam with Gordon Gartrelle homies Hari Kondabolu and Baron Vaughn. Two Minority Fest 2009 performers.


WHAT: An Evening with Baron Vaughn & Hari Kondabolu

WHERE: Comix NY (353 West 14th Street)

WHEN: Thurs.


COST: $20 Door, $15 Advance ($10 with Discount) and 2 drinks

ADVANCE TIX:
http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=747

(SPECIAL DISCOUNT CODE:
EWBH)

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really the fire right now for cfe






I do miss you guys a bunch.

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