Straight out of Kate Bryant's frontal lobe comes this awesome (and frequently updated) blog, Awful Library Books. This reminds me of the time my brother worked at the Windsor Park branch of the Queens Public Library in middle school and used to bring back books marked 'DISCARD' all the time. They were mostly 50s textbooks and shitty copies of "classics" but there'd sometimes be books I think they found inappropriate to carry anymore. I think this blog is mostly the latter category. WHO ARE THESE ANONYMOUS LIBRARIANS?
A Passion for Asses
I can already imagine the nerdy kid finding this book in the library. 2 weeks later his mom is dragging him to church.
STEP ONE: BE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, IMPECCABLY WELL-DRESSED WHITE PEOPLE
Also the cover of my book 'Bashing a Dude's Head in with a Wrench'
FINALLY I CAN BURY MYSELF NEXT TO MY CAT IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD