Mediocre director Shekhar Kapur recently made an ad for Schweppes. It features white-ass Nicole Kidman running around some absurd Indian Palace with feathers on. Some Indian dude walks out, she unzips the back of her dress. Then she runs into a room, shuts the door, guzzles Schweppes and says "What did you expect?" I saw Eyes Wide Shut, I expected you to bone that dude! "What did you expect, I'd have sex with an INDIAN MAN? " Garbage.
EDIT: According to Himanshu, the Indian man is Arjun Rampal. Bollywood actor/model. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT?
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thats not just any indian dood, its arjun rampal!
THIS IS A VERY ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF THE CLASSIC AMERICAN COCKTEASE. THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME AT LEAST TWENTY SIX TIMES. ONCE IT WAS IDENTICAL TO THIS SITCH, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF IT BEING SCHWEPPES SHE CHUGS AFTER JUKING MY FACE (NOT A GOOD THING), IT WAS A PINT OF MY BOURBON, AND INSTEAD OF A LITTLE GIRL SHE RUNS AWAY TO FLIRT WITH, IT'S MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
KAPUR = FELLINI.
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