Tuesday, May 19, 2009

\\\ live-tweeting Sex and the City - The Movie

twitter's taking over the world. on sunday night, after watching star trek, my homie james dewey and I decided it would be funny to get irie, watch sex and the city and live tweet about it while sitting in the same room. james and myself are comfortable enough with our sexuality to do things like that. we're also comfortable enough with the internet to do things like that. its not a big deal.


and so we did it...

JAMES - Okay here we go. Sunday night live tweeting watching "Sex and the City: The Movie" with @heems #sex #city11:40 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - @
jamesdewey convinced me to co-live tweet watching sex n the city. No homo.11:41 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - He's already trying to tweet my real life jokes and claim them as his.
11:42 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES – Carrie says "year after year twenty something women come to new york city in search of the two L's: Labels and Love" @
heems says "me too"11:43 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - Remember the episode when Charlotte got busy with the Hasid artist? Cray. No homo.
11:43 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Backstory: Samantha in LA with some actor who provides both sex AND love. Carrie and Big are engaged and apartment hunting.
11:45 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - Mr. Bigs got mad guap. He copped this apt like he was a punchline in Fabo's new joint with The Dream - Throw it in the Bag
11:48 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Mr. Big has got MAD MONEY. Just copped a dope apartment for Carrie. "I got this." Small closet but they'll redo it! Manhattan penthouse!!!
11:48 PM May 17th from web

JAMES - "New York Magazine says brooklyn is the new manhattan." "Whoever wrote that, lives in Brooklyn." ***fall back Brooklyn losers
11:48 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - Wealthy manhattanites, Brooklyn bashing.
11:49 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Girls at Christie's auction. Sam throws up "fucking 50 thousand" for some shit but no dice. now doing makeup in bathroom - girl talk.
11:50 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - Can't imagine myself ever being at an auction like Carrie and the girls. Minority count : 2 : Non-speaking Roles.
11:51 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems Who is your favorite Sex and the City girl? Who would give you both sex AND love.11:51 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - @jamesdewey maybe i'll have an answer to that by the end of the movie. Its a deep question.11:52 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - DVF product placement.11:54 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Mario Cantone. Meh11:55 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - First gay character. His name is Anthony and he's a really fab wedding planner. He bugged cuz she wants to wear a wedding dress sans label
11:57 PM May 17th from web

HIMA - Accidentally forgot to tweet No Homos on the last six tweets. No homo.11:58 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems yeah Mario Cantone as Anthony unimpressive so far. Really flat and obvious performance.

HIMA - @
jamesdewey I think stanford blacks a much deeper gay character11:59 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Whattup Andre Leon Talley. LV briefcase looking tough. No homo.
12:00 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Vivienne Westwood, coming through with a kind ass gesture. No homo.
12:01 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Fashion shoot time... Carrie a natural. Bomb ass designer dresses. Real life vogue editors lamping on the couch. Samantha cries.
12:01 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - @
heems getting free clothes is awesome. this girl lives a charmed life.12:03 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @
JamesDewey yeah. I don't much care for her.12:05 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - @
JamesDewey yo james, what do you think your wedding will be like? Where would you have it?12:06 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems okay missed some shit cuz i was lending tshirt to a girl. fill me in. pause.12:06 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Who's this small asian child? Oh, minority count at five now, including Andre. Also, Mirandas so mean! No homo.
12:08 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems Small church in English countryside where my parents get married. You're invited definitely. We'll body some Akash tandoori12:09 AM May 18th from web

JAMES Close up boner shot for dude who @
heems says is twisting out Rosario Dawson. Are they still together? Sam getting it in for an old chick.12:11 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - SEX SCENE!!! Sam peeps. I definitely enjoy watching people having sex who don't know I'm watching IRL.
12:12 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Naked chick next to me on couch points out that "all romantic moments are marked by consumer lust." interesting... lock it up females.
12:13 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - If this movie was about my life they'd be popping bottles of Andre and that closet space would have Jordans and that Yurple in it.
12:14 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Girls playing 'Take or Toss' game during requisite wardrobe montage. Charlotte "acting" like a black person.
12:15 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - What is this 80s graffiti sweatshirt gold chain shades thing charlottes rocking in this montage. Racist.
12:16 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - HERE WE GO: Topless asian girl drapped in baskets??? just walks out and everyone starts dancing. Zach says "this is what girls do? Maybe."
12:16 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - These broads are mad old and not that attractive. No homo.
12:17 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Miranda just gets cheating bomb dropped on her. @heems have you ever cheated or been cheated on? props to dude for being honest- not easy.12:17 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Charlotte getting it from some dude with alupicia (sp??). This is getting better.12:19 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Not sure what Carrie and BIG are fighting about. @heems any ideas?12:21 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @JamesDewey I zoned out for a minute. It looks like shit got really real for a second.12:22 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Everyone clapped cuz someone yelled DICKWAD.12:23 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Hot girl walks across screen but she's just an extra. total letdown.
12:24 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Naked girl on couch describes Miranda as "neurotic, unstable, irrational bitch." She's SUPPOSED to be the voice of reason. NAGL.
12:25 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Steve looks like my cousin Abhi. I agree with emily here in that Mirandas emotionally immature. No homo.
12:26 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - NGOC (Naked Girl On Couch) giving me valuable insight on Miranda's character arch. What happened to this level headed, logical lawyer??
12:26 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Miranda telling BIG that "marriage ruins everything" is not a good look for her homegirl Carrie. No homo.
12:27 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - This poor asian child!
12:27 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - @
JamesDewey asian girl is Charlottes adopted chinese daughter. Dumbass. No homo.12:29 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Emily cosigns Vivievne Westwood dress.
12:29 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @
jamesdewey Gonna take a break to body this bag of chips in your pantry. Plus shits about to get really real. He's got cold feet.12:32 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Seems obvious that BIG is going to strand Carrie at alter. He's being REALLY childish. I'd just bite the bullet and have a shitty life.
12:32 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Carrie can't work an iphone? No homo.
12:33 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Who's busted ass flip phone did she jus drop? No homo.
12:34 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Her home girls are hella supportive. No homo.
12:36 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Damn really beautiful slow mo shot of carrie dropping a cell phone. Now she's going at BIG... flowers everywhere. Char has her back.
12:36 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - @
heems these girls roll deep. I hope my friends would do the same. Break time for a snickers bar.12:37 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @
jamesdewey we used to b like that12:37 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Did Charlotte get her daughter an Asian cabbage patch doll? No homo.
12:39 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Sarah Jessica looks hella busted. No homo.
12:41 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Sarah Jessica looks hella busted.
12:41 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Making girl turn her honeymoon into a vacation was probably a mistake. she needs time to get over this.
12:42 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @
jamesdewey I can't believe we watched this and tweeted so much about it. Feels hella mo. No phobo. Maybe i'll delete my tweets.12:44 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Really sad scene where samantha spoon feeds weird infantile carrie.
12:45 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @jamesdewey Not a single boob in this movie so far? What the heck.12:48 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Really gross shot of Miranda's wild ass bush not waxed. TBH i didn't realize how much work went into maintaining that area. props girls.12:49 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - They're talking about what love really is. What is love? Tell me what love means to y'all, y'all. No homo.12:50 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Ewwww. Charlotte shat herself. No homo.
12:52 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Charlotte just shit herself in front of her friends. Hella embarrassing.
12:52 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Need to get hella more IRIE to finish watching this. Shootout to Jenny Hudson. She's a trooper.
12:54 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems HELLOOO Jennifer Hudson, applying to be Carrie's personal assistant. this is racist.12:55 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - "white guy with a baby. wherever he's going, that's where we need to be." -Miranda
12:56 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - @
JamesDewey gentrifications not cool.12:57 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - This movie made me realize that lots of people adopt kids and then get pregnant. human body mad mysterious. we have lots to learn.1:00 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Carries so mean. She should try to understand where Big is coming from more. No homo.1:03 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Carries complaining about her new 347 area code. Now there's totally BOOBS on the screen.
1:08 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Jennifer hudson's character is on some real "magical negro" tip.
1:12 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - @
heems yeah exactly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...1:13 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - This movie sucks. I'm going to stop watching it. Peace @
heems tell me what happens to this racist spoiled white woman tomorrow.1:15 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - This movie is heck of offensive. @
jamesdewey turn this shit off yo.1:16 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - "My very own LOUIS VATTON!!!????" - Jennifer Hudson
1:16 AM May 18th from web

JAMES- Psych i'm still watching... Almost turned it off tho but now I'm thinking about what love means.1:20 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - emily pointed out that the harsh "fashion" lighting is doing these old white ladies no favors. soft light in the sequel plz.1:21 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Two marginal gay characters appear to have fallen in love. J-Hud bout to twist out some dude. New Years Eve people are wilding.1:23 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - Humping dog best thing about this movie.1:24 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - Shoutout to Fashion week. No homo.1:25 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

HIMA - Chanel Iman cameo FTW
1:28 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - Shoutout Chanel Iman who i didn't know existed until just now.
1:28 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - How long is this shite movie? Mad long.
1:31 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - OK this needs to end. I'm ending it. Goodnight @
heems. This was fun. Realized that love and labels is on everyones mind. not just mine.1:33 AM May 18th from web

HIMA - This movie sucks.
1:33 AM May 18th from TwitterBerry

JAMES - disgusting naked samantha sushi scene a perfect place to stop.
1:34 AM May 18th from web

JAMES - "i got wasabe in places where one should never get wasabe."1:35 AM May 18th from web

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this coming sunday we'll be at it again. leave suggestions for the next movie we should live tweet in the comments. or tell us that this is dumb and you don't want to see it again. whatever dood.

5 comments:

Dap said...

this sucked, never do this again (and i like EVERYTHING)
-AMTGM
word verification: sizesush

JamesDewey said...

Dap, maybe you didn't like it b/c you haven't seen sex and the city: the movie and so the references were lost on you?

also, 3 white girls who told me it was funny, but you're worth like at least 8 white girls to me.

KOOL A.D. said...

BSE: BEST SHIT EVER

CF Edley said...

This made me feel like I have cancer. Or a bad drooling disorder. and I drool all the time.

boobs said...

i'm never going to have sex again

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