LAND OF NO HAMBURGERS

I took a long ass nap today and towards the end of it I dreamed that I was in some city in some country where they've never heard of hamburgers. Also, money didn't exist.

I walked into a fast food restaurant and ordered a hamburger. They told me they didn't know what it was so I explained that it was ground beef shaped into a circular patty with bread and other stuff. After a long wait, they gave me something that wasn't quite a hamburger but was delicious. I asked for another one but with less relish and they gave me another one with the same amount of relish. I scraped the relish off and ate it. I was pretty good. And then I left without paying because money didn't exist.

It was a pretty good dream. I woke up thinking I should write it down or else I would forget it but then I fell asleep again. But then I remembered it. So it must be important.