Monday, May 18, 2009

A visit from Kate: Monday AM Jesus

"There are multiple levels of Gay Music.  Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands.  They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more."

Highlights include:
Slipknot (make-up)
Morrissey (questionable?)
Sigur Ros (nudists)
Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
Toby Keith (cowboy)
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Elton John (really gay)
Vampire Weekend

Lil Wayne is on there twice.  There is also a list of safe bands including Cyndi Lauper and Sufjan Stevens.  

This man is named Larry Von Pelt from Niceville, FL, and he has a website where he displays his drawings.


Dap said...

"In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is:"

also jesus is a loser who needs to BACDAFUCUP

Andrew said...

Excellent Onyx reference. Let the boys be boys!

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