Sunday, May 17, 2009

A VISIT FROM DAP: SPANISH WIFE AND HENRY ROLLINS

I had a dream that I was married to a beautiful Latina woman who was actually a lesbian and only married me as a "ladybeard"/"manstraction". I would occasionally hug up on her and she'd respond with disdainful looks and yell at me to "take my phone off the bed". She was constantly making the bed and glaring at me. Then the entire dream turned into claymation, like everything felt the same but we were all made of clay. She still hated me. Shortly afterward, I was in a hallway (not claymation anymore) with my friend Max Mecklenburg at some insanely loud house party. Max says he's waiting for Henry Rollins and like five seconds later Henry Rollins rolls through and gives me a pound and lights up a huge joint.

1 comment:

boobs said...

i have never not had this dream

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