From the Annals of the Flinternet...ROCK STAR SEX

Remember when pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III crash landed a US Airways flight into the Hudson River back in January? Well his boner certainly remembers, because that's the day when he and his wife started banging like jack hammers.



This is what Sully and his wife look like. They have way better sex than you do.



In a recent interview with Matt Lauer, Sully and his wife bragged about how being a national hero makes lie-down hugs much more fun.



I once backed my mom's Jetta into a dude in a crosswalk. I should at least get an HJ.