Tuesday, August 4, 2009


Check out this commercial for Miracle Whip. This is standard-fare "let's make our bland corporate product seem hip" type stuff but for some reason that standard-fare is still incredibly humorous to me and I thought I'd share it with you. On top of that, there's a biting the hand that feeds you situation going on behind the scenes, I'll hip you to it after the video.

After some incredibly simple wikipedia work, I found out this little (incredibly obvious) fact: The base of Miracle Whip is essentially a reduced-fat mayonnaise, enhanced with the addition of sugar and a variety of spices.

That's like the time I saw a band's bassist claim 'my mother hates me.' I bet your mom bought you that bass, shut the fuck up dude.

I also found this 6 minute review some kid did about Miracle Whip where he just eats it out of the jar. AMERICA! His voice is unbearable, I'd love to get into an argument about race with this kid.

"Mayonnaise Colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips" -a slightly less annoying Kanye West circa 5 years ago


Mooner said...

I was literally thinkin last night how ridiculous this campaign was. Just thinking, someone probably got promoted for this 'fresh new take'.

But unlike you I decided it was a conclusion better kept to myself. Thanks for having the courage to bring this out into the open, you're a brave man.

CF Edley said...

why is there a muzak version of "like a virgin" in the background. that's fucking freaky as hell. fuck you, dap.

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