Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A visit from Kate: Portrait Party

Ok, I'm going to use Bob's lovely photo as a jumpoff because I love staged portraits. From such simple precepts- I'm going to project an image of myself that will be canonical and representative of this moment in my life, and I will stand in front of something, and it will be a rectangle- we get this awesome tableau of humanity. If you were to look at my school portrait from say, 5th grade, it is conceivable that I would be wearing a gigantic red t-shirt that says 2002. I WOULD have been wearing big flammable liquid stickers (see below) on the knees of whatever fucked up jeans I was rocking in 1995 except my mom vetoed it on portrait day and I was too thrown for a loop by adolescence in general to say "These here stickers represent a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom" a la Nic Cage in Wild at Heart years before he starred in still my favorite youtube video of all time, Best Scenes from "The Wicker Man:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

But my mom missed the point, and not just because it was actually a totally righteous stylistic choice. These photos have such great stories to tell! Sorry this might be a little epic.
This is when...

...I was really into...


...I looked amazing


...I loved my cat/dogs/fiance/harmonica



...I could kill a man with my bare hands


...I knew how to have a real good time


...I walked on the moon, hey remember that? that was fun.

Or just whatever! Party on!


Most of these are probably from a really excellent blog called http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
Get into it!


8 comments:

boobs said...

UR SLAYING US ALL

Dap said...

damn, alright, I was gonna do this after the last post but I am OFFICIALLY TAKING BACK MY ENID'S CHALLENGE. I have been thoroughly shamed in my game. In my defense, I had been drinking heavily and was bored at the time.

boobs said...

DRAGON BALL Z VHS COLLECTION IN 2007?!??

[each of those words should be in increasingly bigger capital letters]

boobs said...

i cant get over sno cone men. seriously of all the serious partybots in this series i think i would want to seriously party with them most.

CAN U EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH PARTY THEY BRING TO THEIR SNO CONES??


also doesnt the one dude look like one of those faces that is actually a real face upside-down? is that a thing?

Dap said...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NstCBPVy93w/SoGft28az8I/AAAAAAAAAew/1Mw_a2ADF-E/s400/9cyPFQbgCq3anz5eADnyW2gxo1_500.jpg

this has absolutely blown my mind, this is the end

Mooner said...

Fuck / marry / kill:
Star Wars Proposal
Mullet Cat
Insane Clown Posse

I'd kill Star wars, fuck the clowns and marry the mullet (he comes with a cat after all).

Hima said...

MULLET CAT IS MY SHIT

Dap said...

MULLET CAT SLAPPED MY MOM!!!

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