A VISIT FROM BOOB: BEST TAGS OF THE 00s

apparently it was new years last night, which means Gordon Gartrelle has made it into yet another decade. To celebrate, I give you a non-ranking list of the best blog tags that we blog-tagged in the past ten years (with the number of times they were tagged):

about a dozen orange tabby cats lampin in a tree (1)
an umbrella that is also a condom (1)
an utterly racist but actually not that racist cyber experiment (1)
and fashion i guess (1)
animals without jobs (1) *
Antique Boner (1)
awkward existential moment (1) *
bad joke made by literally unconscious man (1)
baseball ain't just for fags (1)
BOYCOTT HUGS (1)
cats playing piano being respected like they were kings (2)
cooler brown dudez than dap and i (1)
Creepy Wiggle Party (1)
don't love the ocean too much (1)

• dreaming about blogging (2)
• dreaming about blogging about dreaming (2)
• dreaming about dreaming (1)

EVERYONE DUH (1) *
Finger-Blasting a Virgin (1)
finna blog more (1)
food is what we eat (1)
for real though? (1) *
friends that remind me of rap (1)
fuck every other country (1) *
funny pictures of people doing stupid shit (1) *
give Heems bank (1)
go homo (1)
HELL YEAHHHH (1) *
HELLA BORED AT WORK (1) *
hella gay stuff straight dudes do while high on herb as an ironic joke but really cuz maybe theyr hella sensitive dudes (1)
HELLA GOOD fictional cheese (1)
hima requesting journalistic qualities (2)
Hot Oprah cameo (1) *
i got fired today. (1) *
I never knew that web-slinging meant that (1)
INSANE CLOWN POSSE (1) *
internet. radio. drunk (1)
it's impossible to tag this photo with the word smoking without tagging giant skull smoking a giant spliff THANKS GUYS (1) †
landlord doesn't want to get involved in a rape (1)
less relish (1)
lolchair (1)
long ass posts (1) *
McDonald's sunroof (1)
money doesn't exist (2)
music and shit like that (2)
my wife an I are archeologists (1)
nacho man randy savage as a rap name (1)
NO ACTUALLY KILL ME IN REAL LIFE I MEAN (1)
not ever going to get laid (1) *
not hamburgers (1)
obama's extremities as cuisine (1)
oh homo (like oh yoko) (1)
Planet-sized Hamburger (1)
pointing out the sadness in others only to reveal the sadness in myself (1) *
pretty ok cosby jokes (1)
Random (1) *
raping the simpsons (1)
respectable negroes (1) *
ron artest is so hood but at rapping he is not (1)
Sleep with him (1) *
sloppy John Turturro (1)
slumberbubble? (1)
Sorry (1) *
sorry about the monkey joke Dap (1)
Swine Semen (1)
The "black CNN" (1)
THE FUTURE (1) *
the goddamn fuckin 80s (1) *
the sprite of sexiness (1)
theyr kids are prolly lame tho (1)
Ugly Ass Dude (1) *

• um (1)
• ummm (1)
• ummmmmmm (1)

very clever (airquotes) nyu student (1)
what the fuck is phil collins doing (1)
what the fuck is picard doing (2)
what's really good (1) *
what's wrong with my snake (1)
whore island (1)
wikipedophilia (1)
Wilding Failing Spell Check (1)
z behl dressed as pubes (1)
“You guys like rap music at all?” (1) *

* also nominated for Tags That Should Have More Than 1 Occurance
† the winner of this year's Gordy for Best Tag of the Decade.