i just got a two dollar bill as change from a gas station (only in new orleans?) and i noticed something:
TOMMY JEFF HAS TOTAL CRAZY EYEZ!
What the fraggle rock, right? What's even weirder is that apparently no one else on the internet has ever brought this up. Here are some similar pics of him with his whiffle ball of a left eye, but clearly these artists had a little more discretion about the dude's ocular misfortunes:
that's it. go back about your normal business.