Sunday, September 6, 2009

A DREAM FROM AUNT BOOB: A VISIT FROM UNCLE VICTOR

yo vic i actually had a dream about you, and i thought this was the only appropriate place to tell you about it. we were called to an official lawyer-like meeting in the batcave, and alfred was there to inform us that you were my uncle. alfred handed you a large teddy bear and said "Congratulations." you took the teddy bear to a concert hall (i don't know where i went) where you gave a speech at a podium that just consisted of some pretty ok cosby jokes, and the crowd was loving it, until you said a joke that mentioned the word "pilgrimage" and suddenly you stepped back from the mic and screamed, like a dictator, "MUCH LIKE THE PILGRIMAGE OF THIS MAN HERE" and held the teddy bear up over your head. the entire audience went silent and many left, even though you went on to say some more pretty ok cosby jokes. then i "woke up" in my car, with all the doors missing except the one I was leaning against, and the whole thing with overflowing with apples.

8 comments:

CF Edley said...

Iiiiii... think there's something to this.

KOOL A.D. said...

whoa...

PORTER said...

I actually had a dream about you, CF Edley, last night, oddly enough. I was playing a video game something like Mortal Combat and one of the 'character' options was to be CHRIS EDLEY. I obviously chose that option. You special powers included climbing walls like spiderman and really amazing spray painting capabilities. You 'battled' a unicorn that walked on its hind legs, had six-pack abs and could twirl it's horn like a drill. But when he attacked you, you said "I'm so above this" and gave him some sort of amiable bro-hug. I just remember being irritated that my controler didn't seem to control any of your actions.

CF Edley said...

i don't really know what to say to that, Katy. When push comes to shove I love people and am not afraid to accept their differences? But you're not the boss of me?

Dap said...

HAHAHAHA
this is great

very reminiscent of the dungeoner's earlier music videos

Kate said...

i wish i had had these dreams

boobs said...

holy fizzoli, PORTER. that is totally fantastic. cfe with a 6er? pure fantasy!

but sirrously, you should get that published.

JamesDewey said...

i had a dream set in the wild west, like outside a saloon, and it was just like the wild west normally is except pretty much everyone that contributes to GordonGartrell.Blogspot was there, frantically snatching diamond/platinum/gold chains from around each others necks -cowboys got involved too. There were no indians except Hima, who was shirtless. the dream ended as he began telling everyone about a Das Racist show happening that night.

I've had this dream 3 times, and its the only dream i've remembered having since i started smoking weed on the reg. yikes!

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