Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

News: The Black Lips vs. India: 1-0

Saturday, January 24, 2009
The Black Lips vs. India: 1-0

Dear fans,

Unfortunately, we have had to flee the country of India due to having our whole tour canceled and having to escape being held by police for indecent exposure during our most rawkus set in Chennai atthe Campus Rock Idol showcase.

After the fiasco, which the kids seemed to like, the financial backers of the event were furious and threw us off the tour. They tried to get security to restrain us until the Tamil police arrived. We locked the door while they were kicking and banging on it. Meanwhile, we slipped out the other emergency exit.

When we got to the hotel our tour guide informed us that the that the Campus Rock Idols sponsors were pressing charges and that the police would make their arrest. At that point our tour driver informed us we would have to drive six hours to get to the next town and cross state lines where we would be out of the Tamil authorities jurisdiction, because apparently the jail in Chennai is no joke. Word on the street said that it was teeming with tuberculosis, violence and live maggots so instead of risking going there we fled the scene. The drive ended up taking 10 hours because of a horrific accident on the road. We were also informed that all of the shows on our tour had been canceled effectively fucking all funds for the trip. This was a cultural clashing shit storm.

When we got to the next hotel a mysterious man and someone who worked for our Indian booking agency tried to run off with ourpassports they got to the car when we caught them. That's when our VBS.tv documentarian Rob went postal on them. We surrounded them until they gave back our passports. After that we booked the first flight to Berlin to instead work with another Indian, King Khan, on an upcoming EP. We are flying out as soon as sunrise hits this far away land and we have to have the US embassy's phone number on hand in case any more troubleshit starts popping at the airport or something. We would like to thank the four Hindi speaking tour guides, and Rana Ghose for helping us get through these enormous trials and tribulations, and for future reference we really enjoyed the people of India and we hope western rock bands will be able to tour there in the future.

- The Black Lips

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Monday, November 10, 2008

News: MIA Tour Rider + A Family Guy Moment

I get a kick out of reading tour riders and The Smoking Gun is always a good source. Part of it is dreaming to one day be able to request anything I want from tour promoters at any time. They just put up Rhianna's tour rider which includes hard-boiled eggs requests at ANY TIME and jerk chicken. My favorite tour rider of all time has to be Gnarls Barkley though. Gnarls Barkley demands a bucket of fried chicken, a bottle of Grey Goose and one of Henny, a pack of Magnum Condoms, and a pack of Swisher Sweets Blunt cigars. See MIA's tour rider below (click for larger image). Hell to the yeah on cave-aged Gruyer cheese ma:



My tour joint would include Vanilla Dutch Masters, Smoking brand Black label Cigarette Papers, American Spirit rolling tobacco, Rogue Dead Guy Ale, P.B.R., 6 40s of Country Club Malt Liquor, Hennesy, Grey Goose, Jameson, Patron for my posse, Ginger Ale, those San Pellegrino Lime sodas, Tandoori Chicken, Chicken Makhni with Onion Kulcha Bread, Green Tea, a copy of the Economist, 2 packs of Marlboro Milds and 2 of Newports, a boombox that only plays Phil Collins, and a robe. What would your tour rider have?
Also, on a totally unrelated note, Family Guy was always a show that I enjoyed but resented at the same time. I resented it because it made normally funny people feel like all they needed to do to get a laugh in with their friends was quote an episode or even better "Remember the Family Guy where...." and I couldn't stand that. That said, remember the Family Guy where Stewie goes up against Sinbad on Star Search and loses and Stewie totally gets it because that damn Sinbad is so funny? And then Stewie goes:
"Men be acting all like zombies at the mall." God, ain't that the truth?
UPDATE: Gawker posted the same MIA tour rider at 5:54 PM on Mon Nov 10 2008. As some girl in my friend Ashok's 4th grade math class once yelled at him, scarring him for life (seriously), STOP COPYINGGG MEEEE!!!!!!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

News: Holy Shit


I was very anxious yesterday. I had nerves the whole day. I don't trust polls. I believed it could happen but I never discredit the power of racism. It was almost 2 years ago everyone told me I was crazy and that this country wasn't ready and that he'd make a good VP and this and that, but I always said "we'll see". Still, as those 2 years came to a close yesterday I drank four gin and tonics before I left for the Long Island Rail Road. Then I stumbled into a Bar Car I didn't know about and drank some more. The Bar Car is a funny place. For two summers I interned for a South Asian hardcore Republican Financial Advisor who I ran into. He always takes the 7:22 train to drink and rub elbows with Long Island's Wall Street crowd. I asked him who he voted for as even two weeks prior he was praising McCain. His response finally set my nerves at ease. He said he took his son into the voting booth with him and voted with young Devan in mind - voted with his heart and not his wallet, as he put it. Sure, it was cliche, but most financial advisors are. (Burn!). If that guy voted Obama I was sure I had nothing to worry about.

I voted in Hicksville, Long Island, piss drunk at this point. I made a point to put on my white voice and say "Hey, How Are Ya!?" and donate to the 5th graders and make conversation with the old people so the racist Craigslist rants I read about Indians in Hicksville not being a part of the community couldn't hold water for me.

-This for example: "Is South Bdway considered 'downtown' Hicksville? I call it Calcutta! With a sprinkling (and growing) of Korean churches. Monster Patel shopping center(s)-no one 'wants' to speak English-but must at times I guess. Koreans-really don't want to speak it, do busines (as the Indian pop here) with any other ethnic background other than their own. Are these people citizens-how can they be-there's thousands and thousands? Just a thought. Feeling like an outsider in my own community."

Man, if there were books involving solely rants like that I would learn how to read. So click, click, click... I voted Working Families Party across the board wherever the candidate differed from the Democratic nomination. Smiled. I got home and drank 2 beers. At this point it had nothing to do with my nerves, I just wanted to drank. By 10 PM I passed out. My parents knocked on my door to celebrate around 11 PM but I wouldn't get up. I woke up at 5 am and ran around the house yelling. Fuck! I still can't believe this.

Unfortunately my homie Ashwin Madia lost his race for Congress in Minnesota but I do not believe this is the last we'll hear from Ashwin. He's a sharp young dude and will hopefully find his way to a position under an Obama presidency.

With regard to other Indians and looking forward, one name that seems to be everywhere this morning is Bobby Jindal. Mark my words, Bobby Jindal will be a viable candidate for the Republican nomination in 2012. Meet Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, the governor of Louisiana:

Brief background: Republican governor of Louisiana, youngest governor in the country, first non-white to serve in his role since reconstruction, first Indian American (punjabi, whattup) governor in US history, former House Representative from Louisiana's 1st district, nominated by Bush to be Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services for Planning and Evaluation, apparently adapted the name Bobby from the Brady Bunch series though his government remains Piyush, converted to Catholicism in high school (WTF), went to Brown, Rhodes Scholar at Oxford, ex-MixKinsey consultant, married an Indian.

Jindal's name was floating around as a Veep possibility for some time. Rush Limbaugh praised him. Mccain traveled to Louisiana. Ultimately it's rumored he turned down the opportunity. When asked about the election prior to his possible role in it, Jindal praised Clinton, McCain and Obama. He was inspired by Obama's rhetoric and recounted a time when Obama introduced himself to the young House Representative, an anomaly in Washington where Senators run around like the own the town. He continues to be brought up by the right-wing as some kind of multi-culti prince who could offer an alternative to Obama, albeit a controvercial one as some still believe the base would never vote for a minority.

"Jindal could do, for the right, what Obama did for the left: unite it around an attractive, well-spoken, advocate, sharing the values of the base, while appealing to the broad constituency necessary to win a national election. He took Louisiana, a basket case under Democratic misrule, and turned it around. While the Democratic Governor and the Democratic Mayor of New Orleans proved woefully inadequate to the task of dealing with Katrina, Jindal handled recent hurricane events with aplomb and competence. And whatever chic a president named "Barack" gets is trumped by one named "Piyush"." - PolitickerNJ

Jindal has already planned to visit Iowa at a fundraising dinner for the ultra Christian conservative Iowa Family Policy Center's "Celebrating the Family" banquet. Although he is Indian, dude goes by Bobby and converted to Christianity. In high school? WTF? Who does that? He is 100% pro-life and his record supports that. He opposes stem cell research. He supports the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. He voted yes on making the Patriot act permanent. Jindal has an A rating from Gun Owners of America. As governor, he has made ethics reform a top priority.

The face and voice might be different but he is a hardcore Republican and often compared to Reagan, so don't get it twisted. Piyush is a squeezer. (Though bigups for marrying Indian, I guess? Maybe that cancels out the whole name change.) Anyway, word, mark my words. 2012 will be big for Piyush.

In local politics, Joe Addabbo defeated Republic state senator Serphin Maltese. Along with one other Democrat victory, the party has taken control of the New York State Senate. This is very big. A good friend of mine, Ali Najmi, was instrumental in this if you ask me.

Ali has been a neighborhood friend of mine since high school and we'd often discuss politics and life as an Indian at a liberal arts college on his porch. Ali started Desis Vote, a non-profit committed to mobilizing South Asian and Indo-Caribbean voters, while at CUNY Law. He set up a debate between Maltese and Addabbo and wrote some hard-hitting questions that brought forth issues of concern to our community. He is an alumnus of Oberlin where he sits on the board of trustees until next year. In addition to starting Desis Vote, he is also an ex-intern at the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund. Mr. Najmi, my friends, is a rising star in the world of politics and the South Asian American community. Indeed yesterday saw a record turnout of South Asian voters in that district so congratulations to him.

"Yesterday was a historic day for America and for the South Asian community of New York City. The communities in southern Queens witnessed unprecedented visibility of South Asian voters at all of the polling sites in Richmond Hill and Ozone Park. Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis, Guyanese, and Trinidadian voters sent a powerful message to the political community of New York: we are eager to add to the governance of this city and state. We will not tolerate incumbencies and political careers based on anti-immigrant policies and rhetoric, or the neglect of our neighborhoods. We will come out and vote. " - Desis Vote

Disclaimer: None of the garbage drivel on this blog is associated with Ali Najmi. He doesn't pal around with bad bloggers.

Warning from Black Jeffrey: "Make sure you carry some bottled water around with you today because there will be PLENTY of salty crackers out there!"

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Shocking News: Racism's Still Alive, They Just Be Concealing It


This just in: Republicans might be racist. So, Ashwin Madia is a sharp young Indian-American lawyer and Iraq veteran from Minnesota who is running for a seat in Congress. I had the chance to meet Ashwin at a benefit held to raise money for him at the AICON gallery, and he seems like a great guy. While he was once a Republican, he's thankfully found his way out of the dark side. Kind of. At least three photos of Ashwin in Republican attack ads have been edited to make Ashwin appear darker. Seriously guys?

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Monday, October 27, 2008

News: Iranian Women's Police Academy

New photos from the Paris Review:

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Monday, October 20, 2008

News: Obama in St. Louis



BaRaCK oBaMa SpeaKInG to LiKE 100,000,000 PEoPLe in ST. LouIS. ThIZ is KewL.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

News: Salman Rushdie Rides the 6 Train


(From Gawker)

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

News: Awesome

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

News: WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME?



Then at one point a young graduate of law school asked him about how the bailout would positively affect the lives of real people in need of help. Mccain responded with an answer that included telling the young brother "I'll bet you never heard of them" referring to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. The equivalent of "Look sonny, I know they don't talk about this in your "rap" "hop-hip" music and Ebony and XXL magazine..."

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Monday, September 29, 2008

YouTube: Palin on Bailout

I try to stay away from politics because, frankly, it's kind of depressing but this is just unreal:



And now the awesome SNL parody which wasn't really a parody which is kind of depressing:



Also peep these: http://palinquotes.sillycloud.com/ and http://interviewpalin.com/

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Craigslist: Trading 4.5 Million Shares of Lehman Stock for ANYTHING YOU CAN GIVE ME

"Alright so I am a (former) Lehman Brothers broker. The truth is that I don't really know what I did there but I am real good at Excel spreadsheets and apparently ruining the economy. The point is that I have accumulated a little under 4.5 million shares of stock and I need to get rid of them and some other stuff I have bought over the years. My Soho loft is pretty much packed with stock, so is my Water Street condo and my summer apartment in the Upper West Side. I have live-in girlfriends at each of these places and I can't stand to lose any of them, so I am DEFINITELY a motivated seller. I am trying to get rid of the following things:

- All 4.5 million shares of stock, perfect for a paper airplane fleet, wallpapering, you name it.
- A series of Porsche 911 Turbos painted to match the color of Skittles
- Bottles of wine apparently owned by Plato (I might have gotten ripped off???)
- A houseboat in Long Island Sound with a firing range on it.
- The original Zapruder film (rare!)
- I can also tell you stories about eating at some really amazing and famous restaurants (Daniel, Per Se, Nobu, and more)

In retrospect I probably should have saved some money or maybe worked for a decent company but the past is unfortunately behind me and the future is crushing down on me like 210,000 pounds of paper. "

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/843579762.html

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