5) Jaoquin Phoenix dies
4) Charlie Sheen receives oral sex from teenager
3) Tarantino says "n-word" a bunch in his next movie. Spike Lee gets his britches all in a twist
2) Well-behaved bear elected to California senate
1) Jews finally take a hint, all relocate to Israel "where they belong"
0) Just kidding about that last one
-1) Either people get angry or don't give a shit about the fact that I posted a picture of Muhammed
-2) Beer consumed by people
My Favorite Films and Performances of 2019
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