GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE - FAT DUDES, DUMB CHICKS, AND SILFS (SUPERCENTENARIANS I'D LIKE TO FUCK/FINGER/FACIALIZE/FORGET ABOUT AFTERWARD) DO.
BONUS GUN FEATURE: GUNS AND ROSES (WITH GUNS):
Have you seen this sweaty azz dood:
Milli Vanilli ass looking clown.
RICH PEOPLE NEWS:
Ear doctor Kevin O’Flaherty said that when he treated [Brooke] Astor at her Park Avenue home in 2000, he asked about her Christmas plans. “She said she’d rather have Boysie and Girlsie, her dogs, there than her son and that B-I-T-C-H.” (Regarding her daughter-in-law)
DEFUNCT WEBSITE NEWS:
http://www.deathscore.com/
This site had people send in lists of people they thought were going to die that year and then went back and judged the lists for accuracy and awarded prizes. At least that was the plan. I think we're going to have a similar contest amongst us here at GG, stay tuned.
CELEBRITY NEWS:
Kiefer Sutherland - Police are investigating a claim that Sutherland broke McCollough’s nose after the designer slighted actress Brooke Shields (Shields’ rep denies this report). “Kiefer is sorry it happened,” Sutherland’s friend told E! News. “Absolutely. It’s terribly regrettable.”
FORMER RICH PEOPLE CELEBRITY NEWS:
Bernie Madoff - "Once, I looked in his address book and found, under M, about a dozen phone numbers for his masseuses," she wrote. "If you ever lose your address book and somebody finds it, they're going to think you're a pervert, I said."
Squillari said Madoff often made sexually suggestive remarks."'Oh, you know you're crazy about me,' he would say to me. Sometimes when he came out of his bathroom, which was diagonal to my desk, he would still be zipping up his pants. If he saw me shaking my head disapprovingly, he would say 'Oh, you know it excites you,"' she wrote.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BAND YOUTUBE? IM THE LEAD SINGER AND IM AS SINGLE AS OUR FIRST SINGLE, CALLED 'STUPID SHIT [MGMT REMIX]'
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dunno, blogoriddim. trying to decide a future. can't turn to pillar of salt. i feel like a silly deer in nyc. oh how i'm opening upto you. you're my friend. you're my scary new best friend. and i hate you just to say i see what you don't say. i hate poetry because i tried it. oh lardy lard a heartfelt pose on gigga-gig gartrelle. mi nonsense. essenstially i'm gonna put up this track by Annette Peacock:
I think she's white. I'd look up and find out, but I'm too damn half-white and existentially fucked. basically it's the best sly song ever, so that makes it half white, right?
anyway, i think i'm gonna move back to portland oregon. is bi-coastal faggy?
phagh.
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My 'Jewish' circumcised friend Eli "Elijah Mo" Spindel, the conductor of the Symphony Orchestra of Brooklyn [SOB] [real], just sent me this and I was.... moved? I don't know, my brain is pickley.
Just so you don't have to follow any confusing links, here's the description presented live and uncensored:
In May of 1993, Minister Louis Farrakhan staged a recital of the Violin Concerto, Op.64, by the Jewish composer Felix Mendelssohn in what was one of the most politically-resonant artistic displays in classical music history. In a performance manifesting the most dramatic confluence of art and politics since Richard Wagner penned his notorious tract, 'Das Judenthum in der Music' ('Judaism in Music') ~ and at once refuting that screed's main premise and theme ~ Farrakhan instantly established himself as the single most transformative classical musician in American artistic history.
Squarely placing himself at the epicentre of the most controversial event in the classical music world since the tumult sparked by the 'Tristan und Isolde' overture at the Israel Festival in Jerusalem, Farrakhan's rendition of the Mendelssohn violin concerto left the audience aghast. For the eighteen months leading up to his performance, Farrakhan was coached by Elaine Skorodin Fohrman, a Jewish violin virtuoso and member of Chicago's Roosevelt University where she taught classical violin. Farrakhan's choice of the Mendelssohn piece was attributed by some observers to the composer's identity as a Jew ~ a gesture widely viewed as an "olive branch" to the Nation of Islam leader's Jewish detractors.
Farrakhan's first rendition of the violin concerto occurred as part of a three-day symposium, 'Gateways: Classical Music and the Black Musician' , at the Reynold's Auditorium in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, on 18 April 1993. The program included a rendition of the Glazunov Violin Concerto with former New York Philharmonic member, Sanford Allen, as soloist and the Saint Sean's Concerto for Violoncello featuring University of Michigan professor, Anthony Elliott. Farrakhan prefaced his recital by declaring that he would "try to do with music what cannot be done with words and try to undo with music what words have done."
Shortly thereafter, Farrakhan reprised his euphonious peace gesture before a Chicago audience of three thousand on May 17 on his eighteenth-century Guadagnini violin...
Aghast? I'm no Language Arts major but I am a college dropout WITH a highschool education and 'aghast' seems like it might be the wrong word. Then again, maybe not. Ask me after I dream this off.
I usually don't care for this sort of thing but this one really got to me. It's 2 short commercials in the style of those over-the-top local ads you've definitely seen before, but it manages to be entertaining enough. The guy doesn't try to stretch them out too much and his loud voice is hell of amusing. He's like the Tracy Morgan of ephemeral internet garbage!
willemmmmmmmm
