i just got a two dollar bill as change from a gas station (only in new orleans?) and i noticed something:
OKAY, WE ALL KNEW I COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM THE U2BE TOO LONG. SO HERE'S SUM VIDEOS OF PEOPLE WHO'VE GOT UNBRIDLED SCRILLOPHILIA:
STEVE BALLMER, CEO OF MICROSOFT, ON ENOUGH SPEED TO BLOW ANDREW WK'S NUTS OFF:
AND NOW A MEGA MERGER META-METAPHOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY YOUR NUTS OFF:
AAAND WHO LOVES MONEY THE MOST? WHY, IT'S A TIE! BETWEEN HOUSTON RAPPERS AND EVERYONE'S SECOND-FAVORITE PSYCHO IN A QUESTION MARK SUIT, MATTHEW LESKO!
BONUS: LESKO, SUBJECTED TO THE FRIGHTENING EFFECTS OF RITALIN (EMBEDDING DISABLED FOR SOME REASON).
I took a long ass nap today and towards the end of it I dreamed that I was in some city in some country where they've never heard of hamburgers. Also, money didn't exist.
I walked into a fast food restaurant and ordered a hamburger. They told me they didn't know what it was so I explained that it was ground beef shaped into a circular patty with bread and other stuff. After a long wait, they gave me something that wasn't quite a hamburger but was delicious. I asked for another one but with less relish and they gave me another one with the same amount of relish. I scraped the relish off and ate it. I was pretty good. And then I left without paying because money didn't exist.
It was a pretty good dream. I woke up thinking I should write it down or else I would forget it but then I fell asleep again. But then I remembered it. So it must be important.
