http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/7508945/Facebook-linked-to-rise-in-syphilis.html
YO WHATS GOIN ON TELEGRAPH, NO 'INTERNET VIRUS' PUN? YOU USED TO BE COOL.
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Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
BOOBNEWS: FUCKBOOK
Thursday, January 7, 2010
A VISIT FROM AUNT ROOB: GUEST DREAM BY ROB LEITZELL
rob typed this about 90 seconds after waking up, which was like 5 minutes ago:
so i had this dream right
where ray [tintori, the famed caterer] and i were in france but it was iphone france and we were moving on the map like in mario with the dotted lines and all
and we ended up in this women's bthroom where we were watching ladies shower, and then ray got a call about this concert that was gonna be joanna newsom (he called her newsie-som) and the band neu playing together one night only. joanna was gonna play tulipomania [by the hit British Sex-Pop band Boy Crisis] in its entirety and neu was gonna play Ys [by Joanna]. so ray wanted us to put together the guest list and it was really important but we couldnt find any paper, so we took this back door that ray said "led to the sarkozy" which appeared on the map but i think was actually the louvre, and there was dorms there like fauver [at everyone's alma mater, Ohio Wesleyan], and i had to find paper cause ray wanted to go back to the showers, but there was this mom in the dorm room and she didn't want me to mess up her sons papers because he was an accountant, so i kept having to write on carbon paper into the floor, and then call ray and tell him what it said. i finally got done, and found some printer paper, and rubbed the floor writings into the printer paper, btu then i got back into the secret tunnel and went to shower but all the girls screamed at me and ray said he'd already made a list.
Alright you baby freuds! Dissect this mess!
Sunday, August 2, 2009
A VISIT FROM AUNT BOOB: TWO BALLS, ONE COCK
To add to the ever-growing list of themed funny-picture blogs, I bring you:
Some are natural occurrences:
(hey kate, this is in ohio!)
Some are man-made:
Some are dog-made:
But the best are the faults in European graphic design:
(hey kate, this is in ohio!)
Some are man-made:
Some are dog-made:
But the best are the faults in European graphic design:
And to bite on kate's blogstylez just a bit more, here's a preview of my next post, which is about yet another funny-pic blog, one that I believe has not only the best content (FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE WITH KIDS) but also the best blog name yet (gotta wait til next time, folks!). Par examplar:
Monday, July 27, 2009
BOOBTOON: UNTOONING IS A THING, I DO NOT KNOW WHY
So I guess excavations of the uncanny valley are going pretty well lately, cause they continue to unearth some shit down there that creeps my skin off:
Why is this called untooning? (And why is this image-raping focused on the simpsons?) These awful creatures look no more real than their tooney ancestors... especially when they're done with the skills of a Ukranian 3D porn animator:
But accordingly, when an animal-type creature gets untooned, it don't look half bad or at all unsettling:
But then again:
Ha ha, I just noticed Mr. Burns' hands are backwards. Bravo, Ukrainian man.
Bonus video: the opposite of untooning!
BONUS BONUS VIDEO: another opposite of untooning, but equally as disturbing!
Friday, July 17, 2009
TUBELESS BOOB: JUNGLEBOOK.COM?
So I forgot how I found this, but there seems to be a whole community of animals hanging out on facebook under almost-too-human monikers. If you were to go to the public page of, say, Sam Broadhurst (an albino tiger), you might see the above list of friends. Click on, say, Catherine Ramson (a westie terrier), you'd see her fellow fauna: a bobcat, a rottweiler puppy, a bunny, some kind of poodle mix, and actually, a robot (Jane Tenneson), which is man's real best friend.
How did this happen? Now that facebook has suckered in all humans from 8 to 80, are they going after all other living organisms too? Or worse yet, are these profiles for a group of actual humans who are so insanely nerdy and bored that they all decided to change their profile pics to that of generally boring animals? Speaking of nerdy and bored, is this what my life has become?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
PIXIE BOOBS
my friend z behl just informed me of what gmail advertises on it sidelines when she tries to email me:
PIXIE BOBS
this cat is named Dirty Harry Callahan
WHAT IS A PIXIE BOB?
Their FAQ is Under Construction, which I guess means questions don't get asked frequently enough. So I will ask again:
WHAT IS A PIXIE BOB?
EDIT: okay, I am pissed that wikipedia offered a very boring and obvious answer to my question (spolier alert: it's a type of cat), but it also offered this somewhat amusing photograph:
which will keep me unpissed for about fourteen more minutes. good job wikipedophilia.
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