Peep this 80's video dating montage. I've listed some choice quotes underneath.
- "Executive by day, "HWHILD" man by night"
- Bitch ass Mike who doesn't smoke - loser
- Bath with champagne dude is terrifying
- "Trendy girl with a simple smile"
- "What I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food"
- "I'm looking for the goddess.." is alright
- "No fattys, no hamsters, no dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics, no donna juanitas, no poseurs, no crazies,
- "I'm currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste"
- "I average about four hours of sleep"
- "I'm interested in most phases of data processing" - AWESOME (Bob Weisz?)
Expect a Gordon Gartrelle dating video montage in the future, folks!