FLINTERNET: Top 5 Things That Will Happen in 2010

5) Jaoquin Phoenix dies



4) Charlie Sheen receives oral sex from teenager



3) Tarantino says "n-word" a bunch in his next movie. Spike Lee gets his britches all in a twist



2) Well-behaved bear elected to California senate



1) Jews finally take a hint, all relocate to Israel "where they belong"



0) Just kidding about that last one



-1) Either people get angry or don't give a shit about the fact that I posted a picture of Muhammed



-2) Beer consumed by people