TOP FIVE DREAMS OF 2009

5. Werner Herzog's film adaptation of A People's History of the United States is just an 40-year-old white man in a red Mustang convertible parked on a suburban California talking to a blonde girl in a bikini
4. Me and Big Tigger and Julissa in a limosine watching a fictional Biggie and Mary J. Blige video
3. Swimming in the Japanese Underwater Museum and then flying around with a dolphin lady
2. Playing dominos on a giant manta ray in the Philadelphia airport
1. About a dozen orange tabby cats lamping in a tree