I had a dream where I was eating a baked potato and I woke up with my face covered in drool.
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
A VISIT FROM AUNT BOOB: ALL EYES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL
i just got a two dollar bill as change from a gas station (only in new orleans?) and i noticed something:
TOMMY JEFF HAS TOTAL CRAZY EYEZ!
What the fraggle rock, right? What's even weirder is that apparently no one else on the internet has ever brought this up. Here are some similar pics of him with his whiffle ball of a left eye, but clearly these artists had a little more discretion about the dude's ocular misfortunes:
that's it. go back about your normal business.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
A VISIT FROM AUNT BOOB: WHEN TRANSTURBATION'S LOST ITS FUN
so i guess there's a new "airquotes" trend that is sweeping up the young internet surfers and boogie boarders: typing shit into Google Translate (or your internet translator of choice) and converting it through several languages then back into English (or your first language of choice), much like that game "Telephone," which Wikipedia ironically calls Chinese Whispers.
I've been recently alerted to this by many friends, and that somewhat alerts me. did not everybody do this way back in the early days of the innaweb? i dont wanna sound like i'm sayin i started the trend or nothin, i just remember being in middle school and going to altavista and bouncing the phrase "Barry Schatz Sucks Rusty Wieners" through a bunch of languages until something like "Black Barstool Fingering Hamburger Koala Cock" came out. Of course, we called it Transturbation, which isn't really a good pun name, but it stuck, because we were in middle school.
and even though I wanna call Old Hat on this shit, I still think it's pretty funny, so I took a new stab at it with a story written by me and the wonderifulous necrolander David MacNutt, called Disgusting Dog Island, which is already one of the most non-sensical and unintelligible pieces of drivel put to e-paper. first I transturbated it through five funny languages and it's now called Total Inujima (which I guess is a place in Japan whose name is written with the kanji for Dog and Island [go fig]), but then I went for the gold (pun intended for Dave and Andrew only) and transturbated it through every single language that Google has to offer, in alphabetical order, now called Kennel Barley Island (way worse name).
Needless to say, the story reads just about the same.
Oh shit, I just remembered that we had to have internet pen pals at some point in middle school, and I convinced this kid in Belgium (who spoke perfect English) that I was from the Ukraine by writing only heavily transturbated emails. Sorry Dirk.
I can't wait for open mic nights to be flooded with poets simply reading printouts of their latest livejournal entries transturbated a couple times. i literally cannot wait.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
A DRAWING FROM DAP: BANANAMAN THINKS OF HOME
Bananaman Thinks of Home (2010)
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Woke up after having a dream somewhat like this. I was forced to wear a banana suit at a large party where people were drinking purple drank and I kept kept getting incredibly sad thinking about people I had known, frolicking with them in some sort of meadow? I couldn't draw that so I drew this shitty apple + grape combo balloon instead. ENJOY!
Using some Crayola "Pip-Squeaks Mix 'Ems" markers my 4 year old cousin left here instead of the old markers.
Also, big ups to the homie CFE:
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
CF Edley Been A Minute Minute Assemblage
Hey guys, whassuper? I've been having a great time! The east was really fun. I like people there a bushel and a peck. But it was busy, and I didn't have much time to spend on yotub. But now I do. And I kinda came across a bunch of things I like a lot. Can you find the psycho-narrative golden thread? Or should I say, golden threat?
Starting off with my original GG charge [Reggae etc.], here's a really confusing Big Youth John Holt version:
I think that's just wonderful! What do you think?
Okay, cool. Did you know I have a favorite sweatshirt? I do! It's a Pierre Cardin sweatshirt that Pierre Cardin made at some point in time. Boy, don't you sometimes wonder what Pierre Cardin was really into in 1973?
That really cleared a lot of things up for me! Like that darker chicks should have to hold their necks on when it's windy on the roof. I didn't know that before!!
This song is good, but don't tell anyone you agree, cuz they'll call you CRAZY:
This thing is something nobody knows what to think/feel about:
What a genre! What endurance!
Okay, here's something really nice to end it with:
Don't you just love that?!
Okay, so yeah guys and guydettes, this has been great for me. What was I talking about?! I don't even know. Really I do hope you've had a fun time too! If you have any ideas you can put them in the comments section. I'd love to hear what you are thinking about! It's always really interesting for me to know what other people try to think about. People are fascinating!
Also, I should say thanks to all the lovely people who I had fun with back east, again. Really. Thanks a lot a lot a lot!
love,
cfe
A DRAWING FROM DAP: WELCOME
Welcome (2010)
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Not too happy with this one. Just got new markers, they're not very good and I'm getting used to using them. Grayed out the background. Also messed up a few times drawing in a rush. But whatever, way more to come, already have a couple of ideas for the new markers that won't expose their weaknesses (more like WACKnesses, am I right?) so much.
Weird (F'd Up) Dream I Had
Had a dream that Jim Belushi on According to Jim asked his brother-in-law to jerk off in a cup, and Jim threatened to quote-unquote "take it" from his bro-in-law if he didn't comply. Then his bro agreed only if Jim ran around the neighborhood in drag, as recompense. Then I woke up on the couch and realized I'd heard the episode exactly correctly. Weird, right?
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
FROM THE ANNALS OF THE FLINTERNET...A line from the Allmusic.com biography of Roky Erickson:
'In 1982 he signed a legal affidavit declaring that a Martian had taken residence in his body, and gradually disappeared from music as the decade wore on."
Awesome.
Monday, February 22, 2010
A VISIT FROM DAP: SUPERGROUP IN THE PARK
Just had a dream that GG homie Chris had assembled a supergroup to perform in a scenic park. Members of several bands had come together to form a supergroup a la Spanish Broads. I was playing "timpani" which was actually a steel drum I played exactly like a normal drum kit and the sound resembled an electronic drum kit. This part was AWESOME. I was playing next to a composite East Asian man who was a combination of two people I've known in the past. Three songs in, the East Asian man's guitar broke and Chris frustratedly asked him what happened. They tried to swap out guitars but the new one didn't work. Shortly afterwards Chris ran into the woods that were behind us in the park and hundreds of members of the crowd and the band followed him. He literally turned into Pan (the mythical half-goat creature, not this man from Suckers) and started leading everybody in a song I cannot remember.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
A VISIT FROM AUNT BOOB: THE PARIS KENTUCKY PEACE ACCORDS
speaking of transcendent, here is an actual video of Henry Kissinger doing the weather on some morning schlock show on CBS. Unequivocally bizarre.
Friday, February 19, 2010
THE NEW GORDON FISH TIMES: GANG SIGNS WITH PLASTIC BAGS ON HANDS, 2010
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