Sunday, March 14, 2010

BOOBTUBE: NAME THAT CELEBRITY DRUG

so all these jawnny boys may have gone virallissimo, but i'd like to bring them back to the forefront for GORDON GARTRELLE'S FIRST ANNUAL GORDON GARTRELLE CELEBRITY DRUG (CON)TEST! It's up to you, the faithful reader, to figure out what (combination of) drugs each of these celebrities is on! Put your answers in the comments, and the best one will receive some sort of prize, probably a digital one that has no value in the real world or even on the internet. BUT IT WILL DEFINITELY HAVE YOUR NAME AND SOME BOOBS ON IT, SO IT WILL BE INVALUABLY COOL.

note that the other gordon gartrelle writers are NOT exempt from this contest, because without them, the contest would only be open to Mike Shamoon and the japanese spambots that really like bigsausagepizza.com.

first, obviously:


next, one of the most befuddling:


and finally, the most buhlarious:


LET THE COMMENTS COMMENCE!

8 comments:

Dap said...

James Brown's on cocaine and alcohol, Johnny Bench is a weirdo, Welles is drunk. The Welles video is definitely one of my favorite things on the internet.

Andrew said...

Orson: Paul Masson, Kaopectate, and ludes

CF Edley said...

James Brown: Bootsy Collins and Linda Rondstadt with a colloidal silver chaser.

Kate said...

you forgot crispin glover on letterman on acid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA

she said...

A good medicine tastes bitter. .........................................

boobs said...

and the winner is..................

SHE!!!

Kray said...

Johnny Bench keeps clinging to that pillow like he wants it to jump in here and help him out with some of these questions

Gabriel said...

James brown has the weird combination of cocaine, buzz and gummy bears.

Johnny Bench is clearly suffering from the side effects of an unhealthy dose of internet porn and spending too much time in the mirror.

And the last one has a small speech impediment that makes him repeat the scene, drink more of that extra classy champagne which escalates the initial speech problem; creating the Champa-speecho cycle.

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