Friday, September 18, 2009

A VISIT FROM DAP: VIDEO DATING MONTAGE

Peep this 80's video dating montage. I've listed some choice quotes underneath.


  • "Executive by day, "HWHILD" man by night"
  • Bitch ass Mike who doesn't smoke - loser
  • Bath with champagne dude is terrifying
  • "Trendy girl with a simple smile"
  • "What I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food"
  • "I'm looking for the goddess.." is alright
  • "No fattys, no hamsters, no dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics, no donna juanitas, no poseurs, no crazies,
  • "I'm currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste"
  • "I average about four hours of sleep"
  • "I'm interested in most phases of data processing" - AWESOME (Bob Weisz?)
Expect a Gordon Gartrelle dating video montage in the future, folks!
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7 comments:

  1. KateSeptember 18, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    ohhh you beat me to it, nice work jerk

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  2. bob weiszSeptember 18, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    'Occupation: Body Designer'

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  3. bob weiszSeptember 18, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    starring Adam Sandler

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  4. KOOL A.D.September 19, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    "hi mom"

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  5. DapSeptember 19, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    fuck, knew I missed one. yeah that dude was the best. "the best" i mean...

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  6. UnknownSeptember 20, 2009 at 1:56 AM

    "um one of my favorite foods, is pizza"

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  7. Brandon RubenSeptember 21, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    dap yer kewl that was too swate. i loved it.

    Also, "Weasel is one of the addicts whose voices make the film Montana Meth a disturbing yet compassionate look into Montana’s methamphetamine underworld." (http://www.newwest.net/city/article/big_sky_film_montana_meth/C8/L8/)

    You need to show some love to Weas in a GG post.

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